2014

1,306 tweets — 535 original, 630 replies, 141 retweets

December

RT @johnwoodRTR: Always seems odd when US-based businesses refuse to serve those who are "overseas" when 95% of global population qualify f…
RT @mscott: Not sure where Carol and Ted stand on muting and blocking, but this is useful for Bob and Alice (and the rest of us) https://t.…
Slow TV by @thomashellum (think 7 hour train ride broadcast live on TV). Interesting. #t-614939" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ted.com/talks/thomas_h…
@bmn: Added new commit hooks to send music I'm listening to, and the geo details from my Mac. ” nice
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RT @AP: PHOTO: Police officers throw pro-democracy protester on main road outside government headquarters in Hong Kong http://t.co/wynN0Agl…

November

RT @agilemeister: I am against hardening sprints. It just defer quality where we should be finding bugs early and fixing them EARLY! Grrrr …
RT @stop: Earlier today, I gave a short talk to students and alumni at my alma mater, @PLNU. This was my advice to them. https://t.co/KPOUA…
"If you focus on customers you get investors, if you focus on investors you get neither". @kduggan at SF Agile Marketing
RT @PrettyAgile: No matter how much design we did on its own, as soon as we began to express it in code, the design needed to change. http:…
2014 Specialized silver stolen 11/15. SAFE Bike#000286. Serial: 602042576I Seen it? Please let me know.
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RT @lukew: Usability testing doesn't measure if people will use a feature. It measures if they can.
How does your company approach software capitalisation? Do you leverage data from @JIRA? Thanks.

October

@twitter HelpDesk has photos of a younger generation of tweeps. Staring David with braces this afternoon. (Nice hair)
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Love this. c/o @richparet "the job of the engineering manager is to act as a force multiplier for the team… servant leadership."
"asking people to pair and encouraging collaboration" by @Trisha @trisha/can-we-stop-equating-success-in-engineering-with-acting-like-a-man-219130e12fd0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">medium.com/@trisha/can-we…
RT @sydneyswans: Morning all! Are you ready for our 2015 fixture release at 10am? What games are you most looking forward to? http://t.co/6…
@Telstra Sydney city store opposite the Apple Store. My mum wanted to get bundle for home and mobile. Couldn't get any help in the store.
RT @nxdnz: #tech23 kicks off with founder Rachel Slattery welcoming founders, panelists, VCs & audience. Great Australian event. http://t.c…
Must say, the @TMobile international roaming is simply fantastic. Free Edge web and SMS has done me very nicely on the Australia trip. Ta!
RT @jasoncosta: Mobile sign in with Twitter, including support for fetching a user's email address (with permission). This is big. http://t…
Congrats to the @auscrum organisers and ushers, the attendees, the speakers, and the sponsors for making it an amazing conference. Gold!
2/ Replied with I'd buy my own, just to be SAFe. I thought that was pretty funny.
May have given SAFe a hard time this afternoon in the panel. Got an email suggesting I wouldn't be receiving a Christmas hamper from them.
@davidthodey morning. I think you relaunched Telstra Store last week. My mum tried to visit yesterday and has great feedback for your team.
Fascinating matrix with the Crystal method - size of team vs comfortable internal project to life threatening. Neat!
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Only one more sleep until @auscrum - picking the sessions I'll attend right now and there is so much cool stuff to attend!
I'm looking forward to Scrum Australia this week, great lineup, sold out, going to be brilliant! Thanks for having me @auscrum!
RT @AussieDiamonds: Diamonds fans! A limited number of tickets to Sunday’s Test Match in Bendigo will be available from 10am AEDT tomorrow …
RT @TwitterSmallBiz: We're welcoming all small businesses in Australia to the flock. Log in today and try Twitter Ads. https://t.co/5WdIm4x…
@Carla_WS any chance you know whether farmers are automating systems? For instance, automatically turn on wind turbine when frost sets in.
RT @leankitjon: Everyone is against waste. But what is it? Rule of thumb: Waste is anything that your customer wouldn't pay for if you item…
Sun coming up over Inverness in Naracoorte. Quiet morning aside from birds chirping.
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Ads from the Green and Gold Cookery Book, circa 1923, printed Sydney and distributed South Australia.
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@abcgrandstand any chance you have scores for the Far North West Sports League final? Murputja Eagles won, and what was the score? Thanks!
RT @murudau: Good luck to the Top 20 teams…a week of rest before the REAL long weekend! We're so excited to find out who's going to join us…

September

@Uber I'm having a having a hard time finding drivers in Sydney. Do you offer surge pricing here?
Smashing breakfast in Brisbane. Wish @qantas could get me on an earlier flight, happy they have free FinReview though
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Still the best bowl of spaghetti in Sydney. No Names on Chapel St, Darlinghurst. Can't wait to take Orla here!
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RT @d_jones: Pay down technical debt early and often otherwise be prepared to pay a much bigger price for it later.

August

RT @KyleOlney: @njm The issue in Tech is most feel like temporarily embarrassed billionaires...what could we be without the rat race http:/…
Can’t remember who passed on this quote: “leaders make sure the right things get done, and trust the teams that they get things done right"
"Data is the new oil. Data determines how valuable a company is."
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@humphreybc how much does the team change things between initial and re-run? Or is it re-run exactly the same with different cohort? Ta.
RT @DocOnDev: Is your team laying bricks, building a wall, or building a great cathedral? The quality of purpose impacts the quality of res…

July

Don't email me telling me you "released a new app". Or if you do, at least start by reminding me who you are and why I care. Thanks.
RT @arlobelshee: Discussing Scale Out Agile (as opposed to the usual scale up) in open jam this week. First conversation Tues at 3:30. Not …
@edave product manager has to set aside time on the roadmap to continually pay down tech debt and move the architecture forward, right?
RT @webgeek_: Talking in NYC tmrw (Mon) 6pm about using cohorts 4 growth. If u aren't using them yet, sign up here 2 start now http://t.co…
RT @cvwdyn: “Waste is any human activity which absorbs resources but creates no value.” - Lean Thinking
@LinusJonkman I've made a start. You can now see a pie chart on the dashboard plus results by survey *or* location on the Votes page.
@thalin how the hell am I supposed to autocomplete that? Also, filled the kettle with water, give it five mins before you grab tea.

June

@darthted build a PAC to stand on the platform of killing the PAC and minimising the impact wealthy donors have on politics for the masses?
RT @sammcafee: Where do engineers hang out who want to do rapid product/market fit validation work all day every day? Send them to me.
Muni core values: Cost effective Fast and flexible Customer focused Continuous improvement Lean, much? Love it.
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@shinypb took me three visits before I got a chance to ride it (finally at DisneyWorld). Well worth it. An excuse for a return trip!
The night is cold and delicate and full of angels Pounding down the living. The factories are all lit up The chime goes unheard - Ashbery
@igb love it! "Aussies believe more in their ragged underdogs than the citizens of top teams ... believe in their national teams." Indeed.
High five to @munchery for some bloody stellar service. Looking forward to trying our first dinner from them on Friday! Thanks folks.

May

@Sincerely i'm getting a never ending loop on /login. i've cleared cache - no change. your problem or mine? suggestions?
At 5:49am on May 16, 2014 Orla McIntosh Muldoon (2.85 kg / 48 cm long) was born at UCSF Parnassus, San Francisco.
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"i will always be safe from the random hurricanes of outcome..." #t-114348" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ted.com/talks/elizabet…

April

Looking for amazing team players to join TwitterEng - SWE, SRE, TPM. If you're in the market I would love to chat with you - email me.
This is what it looks like when you're about to takeoff from LAX at night. Amazing.
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RT @__tosh: The SF Agile Marketing Meetup has an incredible signal/noise ratio. Awesome speakers & audience. Worth it every time. http://t.…
@__tosh your article on death marches is off base. Scrum *with* editing and stories is grand. I'm all for flow too. Key thing: Discipline.
@44 keep us updated. Interested to know about security - can someone brute force the key?
Love seeing this pop up in a teams first retrospective: - "agile is awesome" - "Scrum seems to be a positive change so far" #onwards
"The best way to double your success rate is to triple your failure rate." - @doctorow on @tvo, talking Homeland and Aaron Swartz. Gold.
RT @RonJeffries: no matter how obvious it seems to you and me, the opposite may be just as obvious to him and her. how do we move forward? …
Seeking engineering managers with agility and experience operating at scale. Key partner products. Contact me by email.

March

@FlySWISS - fantastic service, hospitable and friendly staff, on time delivery, and great weather in Zurich. Excellent. Thank you!
RT @sjohnson717: It is a far better to adapt the technology to the user than to force the user to adapt to the technology.—Larry Marine

February

RT @jmspool: What gets measured gets done. What gets rewarded gets done well. Where are employees rewarded for consistently delivering gre…
Atlassian User Group at Heroku this evening. Kicking off at 6pm. Get there. 650 7th Street.
"Every subsequent cohort should go up", then segment the cohorts. Agile Marketing. Distribution.
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Ask your customers - "how would you feel if I took this product away?" You want to see panic in their face.
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"VC's will ask portfolio companies - would you pay to have this problem solved?" "Craft the market you'll go after"
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OH: "if you want the caffeine to smack you in the face and pull your ears off go to Phillz". San Francisco, love it.
@TweetDeck is it possible to have an Activity column that only shows high engagement Tweets? (like I can limit with search) Thanks

January

Very very very cool visualisation of last night's #SOTU: #p29" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">twitter.github.io/interactive/so… Sweet.
Talking street maintenance funding. This is AWESOME. San Jose Budget Games
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Table 8 has sworn in 80 police offers as part of the San Jose Budget Games.
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The facilitators get ready for the San Jose Budget Games - innovation games applied to city budgeting with residents!
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@ddb I believe it is recommended that you sit up while meditating, no? Either way, you raise a very good point and time to refocus is key.
You have all the time in the world to lie down when you are dead. Make the most of today. Get out there and have an impact on the world.